Camp Canon

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cast of characters and camp canon l e x i c o n This usually ridiculous, sometimes dangerous place is all the responsibility of the Director (fuckyoucamp). Less commonly known as a woman named Elizabeth Sayre, the Director has locked this place down by means of impossibly powerful magic seeking the killer of her fiance, one Stephan Debussey (nevertogaslight). You've never heard of him until now, but you aren't leaving this place until the mystery is uncovered - though you may be discouraged to learn from your fellows that Stephan Debussey visits from time to time, is alive and well, peppy and somewhat obnoxious (or charming, depending on who you ask), completely unknown to the Director (or is he?). The Loudspeaker (fu_loudspeaker) once blasted announcements across the grounds. The brother of the Director, he showed up in person during an earth-splitting crisis the Summer of '09 to lend aid during an invasion of limb-ripping experiments, and fell to his death saving a young camper. However, he returned around Halloween '09 to save Stephan's life. The Softspeaker (fu_softspeaker), who occasionally accompanied the Loudspeaker over the air, has yet to be heard from again since the incident. And this isn't the first time the Camp's usual tormentors have saved every life here. Ask around, and you may hear of letters recovered in the Director's hand uncovering - or perhaps only deepening - some of the mysteries surrounding the Sayres and the Debusseys, and this place and its twisted underground labs. The Noobspeaker (fu_noobspeaker), whose well-meaning yet ultimately flawed announcements are the ones most frequently heard blaring across the countryside, remains a giant question mark to the camp at large. There was, however, that one time when he killed a giant dinosaur.